D老歌,真哥滯呀

呢排唔知做乜开始仲意听返D80年代既情歌,烂有文化咁!最离普就係我仲日日走去下载果D歌...开始怀疑自己係有D变态倾向.

但係又俾我发现到一样好有意识既野哦,係乜叻?话说果日,我老豆又例排咁走黎用我架电脑做野,当时我係咁o岩听紧果D旧歌既,因为都话明係80年代既情歌呀嘛,所以就开正佢果繁!佢居然首次大开金口去唱果D英文歌,我当时正在旁边诈帝训觉.但係唔知点解听住佢唱就有种好似跟佢返咗去果個时代咁,有种讲唔出既感慨...终于我都独自在边皮度偷笑咗.真係哥滯呀!

老梿咁大既秘密

Who ever saw it, know the meaning behind this photo
I need your bless! wish me a very good luck!

OKae~ 都好耐无更新呢個在线日记啦!都唔知要写D乜好... "最近比较忙"我成日都用呢個借口黎偷懒,明明都无乜做又老冯都要扮忙,正一大泡和!

沉晚同条撋肠去饮野,出門前我就o銰佐佢多5分钟落黎等我,点知...我到佐佢屋企楼下都仲要等多5分钟...真係興過火屎啊!不过算吧了,我早都预佐驾啦,如果佢早落黎我仲俾佢嚇亲添!

我地哎佐两杯茶,等佐好耐都唔见果两杯野黎,问清楚D先知原来係果条黑柴,居然忘记同我地落哦打!!!好!我而家玩謝你!再哎过一次.

普普通通非常普通

好耐都无更新我既在线日记啦!唔知係咪呢排懒佐.我已经揾到一份软件遍程员兼扶助既工作,我觉得都几0岩我做,因为我对软件遍程都有D兴趣.不幸既係呢份工只係弎個月既合约.弎個月之后就未知仲有得做无,如果无得捞,就等训街啦!

开头既工作量都算普通,佢地俾佐份久系统既文件我自己研究.初头一路有好多 系统工作流程(System Work Flow) 都唔明,不过经过两個礼拜既不断跟进,终于~我都慢慢既开始有头绪啦!但係初头睇起黎好似好普通既一個管理系统,家吓变得好似好复杂佐... 废话!鬼唔知你阿媽係女人!试问又有边份管理系统係容易遍程驾?如果真係咁容易就唔洗请我黎做啦!

啊妈节刚过无几耐,同屋企人既冷战都随之慢慢结束.都唔知係咪姨妈到而搞到成個人都变得好火爆,郁D就唔爽呢個,郁D又唔爽果個,结果差唔多嬲晒全世界.由于我实在太坚持,所以到依家我都仲係觉得我无做错!吹呀!?我就係個咁既人黎啦!要我就范不如 搥林 我吧啦!係就趁手吖,唔好俾我继续留嚮度现世囉!

注意:本文中所用到既 管理系统 即係 Management System 咁解,而 搥林(dui2 lam1) 即係做低或杀死咁解.

不知所为的晚上

今日,我又同埋我班 APIIT 既猪朋狗友出去浦咗成晚,过咗一個不知所为既晚上...


我地一去到 第一站(StationOne 处于慷乐花园附近) 就么都係假,快快脆脆坐低唉返杯野饮同埋一套 鸡趴马黎连套餐(Chicken Marryland) 黎做晚餐先,因为成场剩得我一個仲未食晚餐既着.而 Cheng Wee 就成晚都係度嘰嘰凸凸话乜好憎D女仔吸烟,真係痾哥,争D就忍唔住要对住佢大喝一句 "你唔好嘰嘰凸凸呀" 驾啦!


而另一方面,肥仔(Kok Yoong) 就唉咗碟炸虾膏(即係炸赖尿虾啦)我都唔知有乜咁好食?又贵又小碟,D虾仲瘦到好似非洲D难民咁,真係睇見都眼冤啊.嗯!?但係睇D虾咁细录,应该係D仲未成年既虾仔黎哦.呢D无良既奸商连D虾仔都唔放过,炸咗仲要羅黎卖,真听都心酸啊.不过佢就食得好ENJOY.


佢地就一路食就一路吹水,係咁食又係咁吹水.跟住好啦,终于论到我既 马黎连 出场啦!哇哈哈哈!果然係非同凡嚮,因为碟马黎连度竟然有两条!啊唔係,应该係一条净o岩,竟然有一条 孖润肠 呀!?大家見唔見到相片里面果条凌空跷起既物体(就在块鸡趴既后面)无错啦,就係果条!真架势堂呀!


我连野都未食晒佢地就猛咁唉玩牌(锄大弟),搞到我都食唔设碟鸡趴!食得好无瘾啊,但係我仲係深信我係吭得落成碟马黎连鸡趴既,所以为咗增强我食野既气势,我就对住碟马黎连鸡趴狠狠的唉咗句 "我食硬你呀" 硬既我都食得落啊,证明咗我係几咁有决心要食晒碟鸡趴呀!之后碟鸡趴好似俾我嚇窒咗,自动撕开变成一块块既鸡趴粒,方便我一路玩牌一路督黎食.唔知係咪头先咁唉一唉,连我两個对手(既係肥仔同埋啊Cheng Wee)都俾我抛窒埋,因为我竟然可以羅到两扑同花顺!跟住我又再食住個势上,再唉多句 "我食硬你呀" !

之后我地就一路锄弟就一路吹水,係咁锄弟又係咁吹水,一直拖到十二点几先正舍得散水.嗱!你话啦,係咪一個好不知所为的晚上叻?

注意:本文中所用到既 痾哥(o4 go3) 係同既麻烦略同意思,而 架势堂 就解做 威水 咁解.

嚮大排檔的奇遇

今日啊辉(Ming Fei)打话黎問我今晩得閑冇,原来係约咗安地(SUEE既啊妈)一齐食饭.咁我就唸住大鸡(Chin Liang)都会一齐去食驾啦,当啊辉黎到我屋企载我果阵就見唔到大鸡,跟住我就問啊辉啦,他话大鸡冇黎.咁我地两個就去安地屋企度载埋安地返去我屋企附近果度既一条街,条街叫做 "喂食街" 我地就嚮果条街度揾咗檔大排檔食饭.

根据安地口述佢嚮果檔大排檔遇过既一段亲身经历,事发既经过係咁既:话说当时 SUEE 从澳大利亚返咗黎,跟住佢(SUEE)就同佢啊妈(即係安地啦)又係走咗去果度食野喔.佢地连埋坐低,唉菜,加埋食野,同卖单,兼且走埋人,成個过程都唔超过廿分钟.可想而知,果度D伙记做野既效率係几快呀!

我地就嚮果度坐低点菜食饭,冇几耐就开始出菜啦,四菜一燙,但係奇怪就係我地根本都唉燙!点解会多咗一個燙呢?后来经我地查问之下得知原来果碗燙係送既,咁都好D.仲几惊佢话 "冇啊!你地有唉燙啊" 即係明WAT啦,不过好彩佢冇咁做到.跟住我地又继续食啦,好啦出到鱼啦,点知 "哇!" 条鱼仲大过我既头, 我就心唸啦 "喂!唔係喔,大鸡明明冇黎喔,点解佢会出四個人既菜驾?" 我就开始疑神疑鬼啦,跟住最尾都顶唔顺啦,我就想指住捧菜果个菲佣大喝一句 "有乜野留番拜山先撞啦" (因为我唸住撞鬼呀嘛,咁撞鬼就会惊呀嘛,所以咪就想话大声唉吓壮吓胆咁囉),不过由于处于大亭广众既关係,所以我都只係嚮心入边轻轻唸咗一吓咁就算啦.

跟住食完野我地嚮度坐多一阵吹吓水之后就卖单兼走人啦,即係散水咁解.

注意:本文中所用到既 唉(ngai1) 係普通话中既 叫 同意思的.

冇水供应的日子

沉日我屋企竟然冇水供应哇!我就心唸 "有冇搞错?毛啦啦,又点会冇水驾?" 由于先前我地冇收到任何通知或通告话呢两日会断我地水,所以我地響沉日下皱就差唔多用晒D水咗.就念住话今日会有返水供应驾啦,点知今蕉早起身都仲未有返水供应.搞到我含家要走去第度搵水冲凉,真哲堕!

不过好睬又衰唔晒,今日下皱有架水车话乜~黎派水哦,点知等佢黎到我门口冇几耐就干塘,即係冇晒水咁解!当其时我真既好想对住果条负责揸架水车黎派水既人兄大喝一句 "信唔信我郁你呀拿!" 因为佢揸架咁细架既水车黎派水,派多两吓水又话冇水,都唔知佢想点,真係抵闹.不过好睬響我仲未冲口而出之前我就已经意识到果位人兄身上所散发出黎既阵阵的杀気再加上佢一身黑壯既身躯,我就知道佢非等闲之辈,如果真既打起上黎边方面有乜损伤就唔係几好啦.好!就孤且放佢一马!

夜晚就同班 APIIT 旧同学去 Sri Hatamas 度饮野,唸住老练咁远走到去個度想话坐耐D,顺便睇吓D靚女咁啦.点知正哗饮咗杯 Teh Tarik 佢地就唉散水,真係比佢地吹漲呀!后来返到屋企就有返水供应啦,咁样就过咗充实既一日啦!

有個肥婆向我挥挥手

今日我個妹上咗去云顶话睇埋晒D唔知乜 Loreal Hair媭 哦,佢就留咗架车係度.我见又冇乜野做,咁咪唸住揸架车落金河度行吓睇吓野咁囉.点知当我嚮個横仔度行紧果阵时竟然有個肥婆向我挥挥手,佢仲同我講话 "靓仔,廿五蚊剪個发,好抵驾!" 跟住我又睇真D,原来果间野就係我剩日去既 Kimarie 咁我就跟咗佢入去囉.

先有個几靓吓既妹妹仔行埋黎同我洗头发,然后就杀出個乸乸地既后生仔黎同我拾拾我既发型.我就同佢講话要剪 Slanting Fringe 啦,又要 Layer 啦咁,跟住佢就帮我剪咗呢個头啦.


咪就係剪咗呢粒头囉!係咪好杀食叻?

跟住肥仔(Kok Yoong)就打话俾我约我去 Dinner 哦,然后我地就去咗 Mid Valley 果度果间 KimGarry 度吃野.佢又话好痛饿又剩咁,点知到头来食得仲少过我,真搞笑.再之后就散场!

注意:本文中所用到既 Fringe 係解做 瀏海 咁解,而 Layer 叻就係解做 层次感 既.

There She Go Again...

Finally she left Malaysia at 9:45am. I only saw her twice before she leaving, including the farewell gathering last night. The first time I saw her was at Mei Wan's birthday celebration gathering, she was trying to give us a suprise as using the 屎桥 (suddenly appear) hahaha but she can't cheat me :þ cos in fact I was a little bit smarter then her, lol!

Well her act still remain "Childish" and "Funny", or maybe everytime we bump together there are some chemical effect that causing her to become a seriousLess person. haha but thats her interesting part, and always bring alots of funny memory to me :D

But I am glad that she still being the same as before, same as what she use to be. haha this gal no doubt is a shining star for every one, cos she is kind.. (OK I am telling lie), she is funny & cute dude, she is stupid as well and some times smart abit :þ

OK take good care of your self and 一路顺风, Ong Su Ee my BestFriend forever!


The Photo taken at KLIA air port

PS: pls look at Yew Fon reaction, I wonder what she's hand touched